Men are all chauvinist pigs; Dogs that only care about sex. Never mind that bacon has served us well for quite some time now, and that dogs are loyal as hell if you treat them right. They’ll wait for you at home while you and you girlfriends go see the new “fifty shades of grey”, you know, that film that’s all about sex- Maybe she would’ve been more reluctant to have a mysterious relationship with him minus the job, money, and home with secret dungeon.
I digress, you know what kind of man you want don’t you; he has to be kind, but not too nice, must be funny, but knows when to be serious, gotta talk to you all day, but not all the time; maybe blonde and blue eyed while we’re at it. None-the-less, the absolute worst he could ever do, is talk to other girls. You never know whats going on. Is he being unfaithful? If the 9 turns out to be a 6, rather than talk to your partner, you’l have no choice but to sob your heart out to the single fellow who you’ve known for all of the past 4 weeks and is ‘just a friend’. It can go both ways though- sometimes men break it off with women because their personality stinks.
Its after those past few events, that the female usually becomes rowdy, and oughta settle down- preferably with a cheeky nandos: “I don’t need men, I’ll raise a child and manage on my own”. But how will you repopulate the strong women for your feminist army. You sort-of need men for that, you need the stuff that comes out of men (don’t laugh). Proceed to your nearest sperm market and you’l find a dynamic selection, from doctor, to stock exchanger, order now and you’l receive a special edition, complimentary ‘fireman’ sample, which are very limited because of our mayer, Boris Johnson. Did i forget to mention our exclusive members option? Its the door!, thats right!, the same way you walked in, you can turn around, and walk yourself out! You might even find that doctor, who provided the fertiliser, a measly few streets away, counting the loose change that people have kindly given him as they walk past him sitting on the pavement.
What I personally love is how women are able to do things that a man would end up incarcerated for. A woman pinches a guys arse and no one bats an eye, a guy does the same and everyone loses their minds. Where are all the female abusers and rapists?
Its worth mentioning that not all women are like this, but they are out there. Its been nice talking to you and all that, but how ’bout we shag.
April 25, 2016 at 10:44 am
Some small structuring elements are all that’s needed to bring the tone you’re trying to generate back to land. I also like how you’ve developed a more nuanced argument since we last looked at this.
Speak to me about the areas where my understanding of what you were getting at lapsed.
CW